NOTE: The following is the text of an unpublished children's book by a so-called "C. C. White". Personally, I think it's obvious why no publisher would touch it. --SΣ
THE TALE OF THE VISITOR
by C. C. White
Once upon a time there was a man who liked to visit new people. People called him the Visitor.
He traveled to the woods and visited a big pale man in a suit, but the pale man tried to eat him, so Visitor left.
He traveled to the hospital and visited a man with a bird mask, the man in the mask made Visitor's nose feel itchy, so he left him too.
He traveled to the castle and visited the queen of puppets, but the queen wanted to make him a puppet, so Visitor left her too.
He traveled to the lake and visited a bunch of tentacles, and the tentacles grabbed him and pulled him under the water, and Visitor was never heard from again.
Don't do drugs.